AidahBurne
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Friday, January 12, 2007
Bring me a satellite tv next time, i want to see baywatch. -Blood Diamond. ::::::::::::::::::: What are the chances of your house getting a wrong number every week? Well, mine happens so often i find it very amusing and at the same time irritating. Once, i've prank this person who keeps calling my house. He called the day before and i say wrong number. The next day, it repeats. Few hours later he called again and i said "Hello, suicide helpline. How can i help you with death?" "Oh, sorry wrong number." says this wrong person guy. "Sure, call again later." And today, this man calls and syirah answered. So having this super blur face, i took the receiver from her and this is my convo. Aidah; "hello, who is this?" unknown; "hello, siape nie?" A; *wth? idiot* "Uhh, nie orang ahh.." U; "Tau lah nie orang siape nie?" A; "Tau ehh? good good." U; "ahh i got this msg from.." A; "ADAM NIE KAU EHH? fucking hell, man not funny!" U; "huh? siape? anyway, i got this sms from you. i dont know who you are.." A; "i dont know you too." U; "i've been trying to call this number since morning im very busy at work." A; "Oh for the love of God, cut the crap, wait a minute, if i send you a msg, you would get my hp number not my home number. Idiot!" U; "Ah tuu lahh aku tk tau. i call but it keep engage" A; "Ahh, you must be dreaming" U; "I'm dreaming, no wait.. who are you? your name? why you send me sms?" A; "THEN GO FIGURE THE MYSTERY YOURSELF!" *slams the phone down.* I like sia, i keep hoping he calls again. Then he has another thing coming. Some con-men are just purely nitwit. I supposed among my family i cn be very creative in pranking wrong callers. My mother's usual line wld be "Pasir Ris Police Station." which i am sure she could be charged for impersonation. I prefer; "Hello, suicide helpline.." "McDonalds delivery, can i have your order?" "Institute of Mental Health. Visiting hours are from blah blah blah" Of course, when the phone rings, i kept quiet and when i heard an unfamiliar voice asking for sipulan sipulan den i drop in those favourites of mine. When i say Institute of Mental Health, all gabra zebra, arnab sia! Then they would hastily say "sorry sorry. wrong number." See how the table turns? Yea, aidah likes. i made a move at 11:44 PM
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