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Okayy, court visit was coolness.
Yes, dad send me to court in his cab.
In which he pointed out to me the fare including peak hours surcharge of $2
plus all the ERP deduction which amounted to a grand total of $22.40
Before he i alight to meet Esther, he printed the receipt and told me to keep it.

Souvenirs, abah?

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Okayy!
While sitting outside the Sub Court waiting for my classmates and lecturers to come,
i made several observations!

Firstly, "eh Dian, merepek sehh, kenapa yang dtg sub courts semua muka melayu sia! apa org melayu nie byk ke masalah?"

Direct translation, "eh Dian, this is so nonsensical, why is it that the people here in sub courts are mostly malays? What, malays have a lot of problems is it?"

Secondly, to Esther, "Hey! A lawyer in a taxi! So funny, where's the BMW and Mercedes Benz?"
"I saw another lawyer in taxi! Where's their cars?"

I was told by my granddad that, the parking fare is ridiculously outrageous there therefore, lawyers prefer taxis.

So i talked to Dian, asked her if she wants to be a lawyer.
and her reply; "Yeah, see you in Syariah Court"
"What the hell?! Are you cursing my marriage or something?!"

Okayy, again, Dian and Sham were so high about Mr J.
In which i so brutally point out "Give it up, lahh. You all don't have a chance with him!"
But, i admit, he looks cool!

Aidah hates security check point.
Firtsly, i do NOT bring scisccors, it was Jie Wen!
and the police officers thought it was ME.

Secondly, metal detectors beep when i went through it!
and the police officers had to swipe me with this metal thingy.
and i was like, "no belts, mam!no guns nor anything sharp but bras have metal underwire!" of course, i didnt say it out loud.

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When the court is in session, BOW to the State Crest. It's a sign of respect to the nation
Being the narcisstic that i am, i snorted at the idea of it. But, hey, this is court etiquette yeah, so i did.

Kayy, Bow!

We do not know how to bow. So hilarious!

The girls should have curtseyed instead, yeah?

Okayy, so in entered the hearing, and was so damn blur.
after 10 minutes or so, then i figured out that this lady is a translator.

i think Singapore Judges spend most of the hearing time typing on their laptop.
I find it irritating. Seriously. You get the feeling as though there's this barrier between you and the judge.
I mean if you're a rape victim, when you narrate what happens to you, you would want the Judge to be sitting there listening, empathise with you, understand what you went through, not busy typing, yes? Maybe they don't do that, hopefully. You feel so disconnected. Its not right.

But, the case i heard was about this restaurant being robbed and the cash register tampered or something.
The other grp heard about the TT Durai case. How cool is that!

Okay, then went to Court 26, the judge was reading the sentence.
and i heard something like "sentence to 7 weeks of imprisonment and 4 stroke of cane"
haha and someone argued with the judge, it was amusing.

plus the judge is like a lioness, man.
i swear you wouldn't want to cross her path in her wrath.

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when i got home, izzul trailed me to the bedroom and took my worksheet and goes

"ini apa, nie?"
"paper, kakak lahh"
"boleh bacer tk?"
"bacer ah. izzul tau ke bacer?"
"i called 999"

imagine. he created his own story. since the paper was about court visit!

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Yeah! CSI;NY today. Raising Shane.

Hey bai, lets see if my theory is correct.

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