In the event that I graduate from TP with a law diploma, go to a law school in any university, graduate and pass my bar exam and move on to be a lawyer or better yet, set up a law firm, I will personally make sure I bill clients like Emily Tan extra miscellaneous fee. For being so extremely stupid and wasting my precious time on her damn case (which I would like to add is not even graded. So that's like working in a firm and not being able to bill by the hour). Well, lucky for her (or clients like her in the future) the chances of me being a lawyer is slim to none.

So, moving on, we have the topic of armpit hair (I know, like got no other topic right?). Over our McDonalds dinner, I was telling Syirah about this Chinese girl in front of us at NTUC who didn't shave her armpit hair and in turn she told me of her classmate who "has very long and curly armpit hair". I was laughing my arse out (my arse is still attached).

Because topic flows just like that *snap fingers* syirah started talking about pubic hair over dinner. Apparently, she got reminded of this video of a couple (the nationality shall be kept secret) having sex in the sea or something and both of them never shave their pubic hair. Quote unquote my sister "his hair afro then his below also equally afro!" I laughed until cannot laugh already okay.

And moving on, she added that "then the guy damn bastard sia, spray his cum all over the girl's stomach" (actually it was a bit more explicit I have just censored it for you). Of course at that point of time I cannot take it already; "OI! I'm eating right?!" and she calmly replied; "yar, i know. Your fillet o fish tartar sauce also looks like cum." *please insert my stunned face; eyes wide open mouth shut*

-_-. Imagine how mentally challenging it was for me to finish up my burger afterwards. Wahh, first éclairs now this.

Zhao Ling just told me that we have another Nair on board our education system. HAHA.
Oh scram. I foresee a very confounded learning journey. Okay, the movie is calling. No, Hugh Jackman is waiting ;)