as we come undone in Augustine

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AidahBurne

Monday, May 05, 2008

i think i have a lot of bimbo moments.
i wanted to order buble tea with a non-malay/non-english speaking china woman. (the person who always take my order wasn't there), and this is how i usually ordered "3 chocolate ice blend 2 with pearl one kosong (means i dont want pearl)"

on that day, yesterday, i frantically tried to translate 'kosong' into an english word and this is what i came up with "3 chocolate ice blend. 2 with pearl one empty i dont want anything" you do get my stupidity, yes?

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today would have been a whole load of fucking blonde bimbo moments had it not been for Ferhan. i went bank at 11 and met him around 12 after his appointment (alkisah) before we head off to raffles.

according to our resident terror queen (that would be dian, duh), exit from Drew & Napier and you'll find Hitachi Tower. let us pretend that i actually know where that law firm is ehhs? HAHA. but thanks dian, she did tried her best to make sure i ain't lost.

when we exit from oceans tower right, ferhan took a wrong turn (which i obviously didn't know) but since i have this nagging fear of getting lost i keep pestering him if we're lost. because he cannot take it, he slowly turned to me, stared at me and softly BUT sternly said "shut the fuck up, aidah."

looking up, our resident bimbo saw DREW & NAPIER LLC.
"ferhan, what's LLC ehhs?"
"aidah, YOU are an insult to all law students."
"WHAT! i forgot lehhs. oh is it litigators and lawyers centre?"
"NO!"

(anywayy, as i found out later, neither sham nor dian knows what's LLC. i'm an insult to all law students ehhs? you think all law students damn smart and very concern with the law industry is it? sesungguhnya, aku tk keseorangan!)

so, like finally, no thanks to my atrocious sense of direction, we found Hitachi Towers. and when all the forms has been processed and such, i had this stupid smile on my face.

THANKYOUS ehhs Ferhan for guiding me and accompany-ing me.
and asking the security guard at the information counter for me.

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so i reached school with an hour half to spare for accounts lecture.
then hor! we played with dian's webcam. HAHA.
i tell you ahhs, its either paris or dian's idea to take scary photos but dian's face damn scary already. i think can make Congkak 2 or Jangan Pandang Belakang-Dian's Edition.

ohoh, i skipped my first lecture in this new academic year. =))
and no ehhs, i wasn't lazy ehh. my face got the lazy characteristic mehh?
i had to go raffles remember. and it had to be contract lecture which i missed. dang! i think i miss her hair flicks.

which also remind me that madeline and zhao ling made this card for me.
" to my intellectually impaired sister.
to my minah friend. "
and they drew a pig. WAHLAU ehhs you all.
how can you do this to me.

(1) i'm prettier than a pig
(2) i hate pink
(3) i don't eat like a pig
(4) i am smarter than a pig
and most importantly (5) I DONT SNORT!

see now, no resemblence right? tsktsk.
but thanks thanks for the card. in sham's words "this is tribute to aidah or what?" i swear 5 out of 10 of my mispronouciation is there.

DEBTOR!

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